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Medic Ninja

Medic Ninja©

Medic Ninja has hundreds of patients, most with similar-sounding complaints such as: ‘cookie-belly’, ‘extreme nap-fatigue’, and ‘laugh-muscle strain’. Whatever the diagnosis, he’ll get you fixed up lickety split with his array of bandages, ancient ointments and miso-flavored lollipops.


Take two cookies and call me in the morning.

Affinity: Spirit Squad

Spirit Squad